So like i really need to talk. I need to be told what I’m doing wrong!

See, i have been laying low when it comes to "laying" for a while so i joined an internet singles club. I thought it would be a nice place for me to meet some nice star-trek webmasters, furniture upholtsterers or other really interesting people.

My problem is i joined nearly a month ago and i have yet to receive any response! i just don't understand! Anyway, i thought i would ASK A NEMRIT for some advice as to what i might be doing wrong! I have copied my personals profile below. please be honest with me in your critisms.

This is what i wrote:


Hi all you swingin hot- dicks!

i am a local Manhattan tv/writer person and boy have i got
some snatch for you!

i am also quite a famous writer and have published several articles. you
may recognize such titles as:

"Herpes and Me" Living With Herpes magazine 2000

101 Genital Herpe Cover Ups - hiding herpes from your partner
magazine (1986)

'Knowing Nirvana Through Herpes'-
Finding Buddha Through Herpes Magazine 2001

How to cover your open sores while having sex with a complete
stranger- Cosmopolitan -later published
for Lancome Paris newsletter (initial publication 1979, republished 2003)

Strut That Herpes Thang, Girl! Herpes Stigma? What Herpes Stigma?
- Oprah Magazine (Feature Article)-2003


Political activism & Social Awareness (during my social-activist years in Canada)

Treasurer - Herpes Anonymous (Laval, Quebec)1989-2003

Political Canditate - for the STD party of Canada (1987-2002)


So anyway Nemrit, that's me. I don't have really big tits but i'll suck anything, especially if there's no mould on it.

so maybe next week i'll have better luck? what are your thoughts on this? i urgently need your advice!!!! Thanks Nemrit!

Love,

Lonley in NYC

Maybe you should try getting published in a higher-brow publication, i.e, The New Yorker or the London Review of Books. If you can swing that, I assure you, your snatch should be ripped to shreds in no time!

Nemrit